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Brian - Top marks for not tryin' - So kind of you to bless us with your effortlessness - We're grateful and so strangely comforted - And I wonder are you puttin' us under - Cause we can't take our eyes off the t-shirt and ties combination
Well see you later, innovator.

Some want to kiss some want to kick you - There's not a net you couldn't slip through - Or at least that's the impression I get cause you're smooth and you're wet - And she's not aware yet but she's yours.

She'll be sayin' use me - Show me the jacuzzi - I imagine that it's there on a plate - Your rendezvous rate means that you'll never be frightened to make them wait for a while - I doubt it's your style not to get what you set out to acquire - The eyes are on fire - You are the unforecasted storm.

(Brian) Calm, collected, and commandin' (Top marks for not tryin') - You made the other stories standin' - With your renditions and jokes - Bet there's hundreds of blokes that have wept cause you've stolen their... thunder - Are you puttin' us under - Cause we can't take our eyes off the t-shirt and ties combination - Well see you later, innovator.